"FORE"

Ok, so I got my butt kicked at the golf course today. I am going to officially blame the 40 mph wind that seemed to be about 10 degrees. Man, was it cold. Still fun though. You know, it's funny, I have been playing golf now for about four years and I haven't improved one tiny bit. I guess it doesn't matter, I'm not shooting for the PGA tour. I would like to play in a scramble with some of those guys though. I did almost get hit in the face with a golf ball that some guy hit in my direction. I never heard him yell the famous golf term, you know, the one that means "Hey! You're about to get smacked by a golf ball!" Good thing I have "cat like" reflexes! What are you supposed to do when someone yells "fore"? You don't want to look up and try to find the ball because, well, that's self explanatory. If you run, you could run right into the path of the ball. The only thing you can do is cover vital parts of your body and hope it hits somebody else in your group!

Now that you know a little about my golf skills, we should get together sometime and play a round. We could make it the "Jay Hollis Challenge" and fans could challenge me in a game of friendly, bruise-free golf. When I come to your city, get in touch with me, and I will try to fit in a round of golf with you while I'm there. I'm serious, it could be a lot of fun! Think about it!


Jay Hollis